Warner Bros Update -Paramount acquiring Warner Bros. Rumors

Warner Bros. just can’t seem to catch a break this decade and it’s all the fault of one DAVID ZASLAV!

I’m not being apologetic about the man, but everybody hates Zaslav for his

TAX WRITE-OFF Fingers of Doom 

but he refuses listen to us and instead defends his actions.

And in the midst of his mishandling of the RABBIT HOLE, all while absorbing and deflecting the hate that us CARTOON NETWORK fans have for the man, 

Now I’m hearing rumors of a potential merger with PARAMOUNT PICTURES 

(which is now owned by SKYDANCE)

in a similar style to when DISNEY announced in 2017 that they were gonna buy 

20th CENTURY FOX which they did in 2019,

It’s all just rumors and is not truly confirmed but if so,

I don’t know how the SLIME FACTORY or RABBIT HOLE fans will take the news, what with a quarter of the ANGRY emojis I’m seeing on Facebook posts regarding the potential merger.

So instead of showing a photo of FAN FUMING AND CUSSING,

How about I share this photo of BUGS BUNNY blocking ELMER FUDD's gun barrel just for spreading the news of the merger to everybody on WEB3:

"You should have not told the INTERNET about the merger rumors DOC!"

I may despise ZASLAV for his assholery but at the same time, only he can confirm if the merger is going ahead or not but for me, I’m gonna leave my opinion at a grey area.

I'll update this when I hear more about the merger, if it ever happens which I highly think is unlikely.

Yes, this news dates back to September 10th when I found out but I chose to delay my post until today due to having to mentally process the news of the merger as well as the Political discourse of the recent assassination of an influencer as well as the mixed opinions on the matter.

And for now, I'll just keep my mouth shut about the recent events 

and move on to future blogposts about Animation, Computers, Toys, etc.

Correction as of September 15 2025:

I thought the merger was spearheaded by ZASLAV but as it turns out, the decision to accept the merger is up to him.

The one who’s interested in buying WARNER BROS. is DAVID ELLISON.

Is Ellison better or worse than ZASLAV?

Again, I’ll leave my opinion at a grey area.