COYOTE VS. ACME-The Film that ACME and WB tried to Silence is now a TRIUMPH and a wake up call against Studio Meddling

On February 1990, a Satirical Newspaper article was written by writer IAN FRAZIER that was published in THE NEW YORKER.

The story goes that WILE E COYOTE has gotten so fed up with all the Defective ACME products he's been purchasing using his WARNER BROS. SALARY just to catch that GODDAMNED ROADRUNNER

It got to a point that he decides to sue ACME for damages to his EGO, BODY, and SPIRIT.

He hires a Less than stellar Billboard Attorney named KEVIN AVERY

Can't get his photo so I'm using this promo art of LIONEL HUTZ from THE SIMPSONS.

who agrees with the Canine that ACME has gone too far with their products and decides to represent his new Client in Court.

Of Course, BUDDY CRANE, a former boss of KEVIN at a previous LAW FIRM has a trick up his sleeve to not only intimidate AVERY but also keep ACME's Secrets from leaking into PUBLIC CONSCIENCE.

That's the basic outline for the original 1990 Article.

Almost 36 years later, A movie was released into THEATERS that expands upon that particular Article.

But that journey was majorly rough.

And that's because MANAGEMENT at WARNER BROS. can really be such a BITCH!!!

SERIOUSLY!

LATE 80s and EARLY 90s WARNER BROS. was too obsessed with making their 

CARTOONS SOFT AND GENTLE

Unless you subvert it with a BASSET HOUND 

accidentally snapping a TURKEY's neck.....

And despite efforts from those working within WB, 

WB always shot down attempts to harken back to their anarchistic TERMITE TERRACE roots

Going as far as to delay BLOOPER BUNNY until 1997 

due to DAFFY DUCK's joke about the WB executives' bones.

until FRED SEIBERT decided to change things up with CARTOON NETWORK in 1992.

Somehow, 2020s WARNER BROS DISCOVERY is even worse!!!!!

That's because of one ASSHOLE CEO who'd we wish we'd assassinate by ironically sticking an ACME Branded M80 in his desk.

Seriously, this man has no chill. 

Despite his jovial nature, he does not care about us millennials who've grown up in the 2000s watching mid to late 90s and 2000s era CARTOON NETWORK.

But aside,

In the summer of 2023,

WBD decided to not give the film it's release. 

Instead, the original intended release of the film had it's slot replaced with BARBIE.....

And then BARBIE went against OPPENHEIMER.

And we all know what that entailed that year.

Then the WORST NEWS came in NOVEMBER 9th of 2023 when WBD announced that the film would never get a release.

Because ZASLAV's an  ASSHOLE  with a deceiving jovial outer mask!!!!

His intention was to shelve the film in order to claim a USD$30 Million Write-Off which would therefore make it the third film by WBD to be shelved for TAX PURPOSES following similar cancelations of BATGIRL and SCOOB! HOLIDAY HAUNT.

THAT'S WHY.... Mr. COYOTE!...

And drop the GENMA SAOTOME act will ya.....

Oh right.....

You barely have a voice....

My bad.

But seriously, 

Not only were WARNER BROS. fans MIGHTY PISSED at ZASLAV's unapologetic actions but so were the production crew and pretty much the rest of the industry when news broke out about the WRITE-OFF attempt.

Even CANADIAN Voice Actor ERIC BAUZA was MIGHTY PISSED to a point that during the 51st ANNIE AWARDS, in an act of protest said in his DAFFY DUCK voice:

"I hate to be political but....

RELEASE COYOTE VS. ACME!!!!!"

But seeing that ZASLAV refused to kotow to industry pressure and viewer backlash or even boycotts, he remained firm with his decision for many years.....

Aside from when he offered to sell to other studios but cheated by raising the sales price of the film...

Then came 

who was fresh last year from releasing...

Announced on MARCH 19 2025 that they purchased the rights to COYOTE VS. ACME from WARNER BROS. for USD$50 Million, Therefore saving the film from PERGATORY.

The SOUR TASTE of the attempted TAX WRITE-OFF was still in the tongues of many to a point that marketing decided to have a little fun by mocking it that with things like 

Real Subtle COYOTE. 

and

It's been a long journey but it was totally worth the RANTING, BITCHING, etc. to finally encourage KETCHUP to save the film from TAX HELL and finally release it.....

on DIGITAL LASER 

Really wished KETCHUP would offer a 70MM screening seeing as I came off fresh from watching THE ODDYSEY in 70MM......

But I'll take the 4K Laser Projection any time....

And WILE E COYOTE is definitely happy

we all helped to save the film.

Let's all give him and KEVIN AVERY a GROUP HUG.

And I will confirm that I watched the film at this very theater in VANCOUVER:

CINEPLEX CINEMAS 

MARINE & GATEWAY.

I enjoyed it more than I expected it to be.

Be sure to read a future review about the film sometime later during the fall or maybe as per part of my YEAR-END LOONEY TUNES retrospective....

STAY TUNED!

Maverick Quickie-The Simpsons and Taxes.

I anticipated that since December 31 2023 and Now I've got it.

On April 5 1998, The Trouble with Trillions aired on FOX.

It portrayed Homer Simpson having dealt with issues with his taxes not being filed on time and properly so in an effort to appease the members of the IRS in Martinsburg, Virginia, he has to expose dirty secrets as well as find the ONLY SINGLE PRINTED TRILLION DOLLAR BILL.

At the same time,  I was watching multiple times this LGR video on the 2018 Tax Outage.

What I learned is that TAXES are now processed via computers and it's been that way since the 1960s. While the hardware has evolved since the 60s, the underlying tech behind this system lives on through emulation of the old system.

By the way, the first computers used for this purpose were IBM 360 Mainframes..... or as the IRS dubbed them: THE MARTINSBURG MONSTER.

And the Quadruplex tape storage used for these files were eventually called the INDIVIDUAL MASTER FILE.

We've come a long way since the days of Mainframes and Quadruplex tapes that belonged only to mathematicians, scientists, and government officials.

Now we are at the cusp of our Laptops or Custom Built Desktop PCs.

Whether it be for gaming or business, it depends where and how you spent your money on your computer hardware and what you intend to use it for.

So what happened on 2018? 

Well, according to the LGR video, the current systems from IBM being used were supposed to have a firmware update but the IRS decided against that.......

Boy did it really bite them hard in the ass.

Except, I was in Canada at this point.... in fact, I still am.

Us Canadians didn't have to worry about this Tax Snafu as we while we have a similar system to the original Martinsburg Monster, We file our taxes differently.

For me, I had to get the money from my bank account and send them to this accountant who's also a member of my Baptist church. He gives me the papers, he gets the money, I sign, and then I wait for my returns via an automatic Transfer to my account.

So, yeah, things have changed since the 1998 broadcast of that SIMPSONS episode but the stress of filing our taxes is the same. Just that unlike in the episode where it's post-office driven, we file via our accountants or online.

Why did I make such a post? I just got my returns. 

No I will not tell how much I got... Personal stuff...