Saturday, August 01, 2026

What's with all those FAKE commercials in REN & STIMPY?

Every classic REN & STIMPY fan is aware there are defining elements of the show such as the exaggerated Wild Takes,



The Gross Humor,


"This place is too stinky even for me!!!!"

"HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! 
WE'RE TRYING TO EAT HERE!!!!"






And of course, the Closeup Cards as drawn my BILL WRAY.


"Ohhhh Man!!!!!"

But one of those elements that's a little easier on the stomach are of course the fake commercials that appear before the actual episode starts, in-between the segments, or after the episode ends before the credits role.

One of the most famous are the LOG Commercials.

Everybody should know about the LOG MARCH.



Those images above are examples of what to expect.

Here's an embedded video below:


So.....

Why advertised products that don't even exist or aren't sold at stores like TOYS R US circa 1991-1995?

Former BOWMAC TOYS R US in Broadway Street, Vancouver, BC.
(BOWMAC was originally a Car Dealership.)


Well...... it's a very messy history that does involve JOHN K. but not for those reasons you'd be thinking.


Despite the fact that JOHN hated that 80s cartoons were nothing but big-ass advertisements for the toys that accompany the show like G.I JOE for example,


JOHN K thought it would be fun to advertise for existing toys because he felt that NICKELODEON, who at the time didn't have their own I.P shows yet, would want to advertise the toys in the same way CARE BEARS, G.I JOE, TRANSFORMERS, etc. would do.

With the gist being that it would help fund SPUMCO in the event NICKELODEON or VIACOM would refuse more funding until they approve what they liked.

However,

The CHILDRENS TELEVISION ACT of 1990 was enacted by 

THE FELLAS AT THE FREAKIN FCC under the HW. BUSH ADMINISTRATION which required shows to have some form of educational or informational value.

This meant that MERCHANDISE-DRIVEN SHOWS were doomed since those shows can't actively advertise the toys or the show that's part of that lineup without incurring the FCC's wrath.



While MERCHANDISING still is possible, it can't be all that obvious or overtly blatant.


So.... 

To keep the concept of the bumpers without actually advertising the real-life toys, cereal, video games, or even the actual merchandise that Nickelodeon was churning out,



SPUMCO decided to jokingly advertise FAKE products like LOG

"I want......."

"LOG!!!!!!!!"

Just like with real-life commercials, the fake commercials often had to come up with variations....
'Like this one below:
"WE''RE SICK OF DOLLS AND EASY-BAKE OVENS!!!!"

"WE WANT A...."

"NEW......"

"TOY!!!!!!"

So.... You want a new toy, don't ya GIRLS?

well....

BLAMMO has answered your prayers.

It's LOG "FOR GIRLS"

Again, here's the commercial in Video Form:

I did mention Cereal but because of the FCC and because I'm pretty sure KELLOGGS'S or GENERAL MILLS are unwilling to advertise for REN & STIMPY in favor of more safer fare like RUGRATS,

REN & STIMPY decided to do fake cereal commercials for themselves






And no. STIMPY did not advertise CEREAL unlike what this screenshot below tells us




And as usual....

Well I thought I'd find videos on YOUTUBE but I guess SKYDANCE made copyright claims to a point that I can't find the corresponding video to show.
"Oh No!!! 
Not another Copyright claim from SKYDANCE!!"

I hear ya kid.....

Dammit DAVID ELLISON! You're making the kid cry up there!

Here is another example for you POWDERED TOAST MAN fans out there:

I'd share the scene of STIMPY advertising GRITTY KITTY LITTER but I fear that ELLISON's goons are gonna fly from CALIFORNIA to VANCOUVER just to knock on my door and make me remove the embedded video while breathing down my neck so I'm not gonna risk it.

So these screenshots are gonna have to do


What's interesting is that even though STIMPY'S LOG is meant to be a fake toy, 
it did become an actual toy product...







These kinds of commercials were however downplayed during the GAMES ERA of REN & STIMPY so...... that sort of killed the concept in the later years.


What I do find interesting is that the fake commercials often had animation that weren't in the art style of JOHN K., JIM SMITH, CHRIS RECARDDI, etc.



That's because the FAKE COMMERCIALS were meant to parody certain commercials of the 1950s and 1960s such as these below:


And the art style was meant to be a throwback to the UPA cartoons of old, hence the flatter designs of the time period.

Though for now, I can show you what's closest:

THE ALVIN SHOW from 1961



No other cartoon dared to advertise fake products like REN AND STIMPY does.....

And no, those like you've seen in THE SIMPSONS don't count as those fake commercials are tied to a specific part of the plot.

STIMPY's fake commercials have no ties to any plot whatsoever and that's what makes it unique in it's own right.


Yes, I'm celebrating the show's 35th Anniversary a little earlier than intended but that's ok. 
The other celebration for RUGRATS and DOUG will happen as scheduled on AUGUST 11th

so be patient will ya.

When Disney rereleased their animated films in IMAX-Lion King & Beauty and the Beast in IMAX+The evolution of the tech

The year was 1997(My birth year.... actually....)

Out of nowhere, George Lucas announced to the world that he was rereleasing the original STAR WARS trilogy not just to celebrate the 20th anniversary since A NEW HOPE's 1977 premiere but also to enhance the films with a little Computer magic he had not access to viably or financially back in the mid-70s to the mid-80s.

And reception to these SPECIAL EDITIONS were rather mixed.....obviously.




Amidst all that, DISNEY caught wind and decided to do the same to their RENAISSANCE ERA films as a way to mock LUCAS for his tampering of his own films.....
But only when the time is right with the right technology.


Fast forward 5 years later in 2002, 
Having felt that FANTASIA 2000 was successful enough to justify the SPECIAL EDITION treatment for the films as well as faith in the CANADIAN IMAX technology,


DISNEY went ahead and selected a handful of RENAISSANCE ERA films to convert to the IMAX format. 

And those films were

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST(1991)

and

THE LION KING(1994)

One reason they chose their RENAISSANE ERA is because that was the era their 2D animation went entirely digital and because the assets were archived into the COMPUTER, it made rendering into the IMAX format much easier than simply getting an existing 35MM print and blowing it up for 15/70MM filmstock since the film can be re-rendered with a difference virtual lens and still be considered 70MM native.

But this would not be any ordinary rerelease into the IMAX format.

These films would introduce a new Musical Number as well as several pieces of animation that had to be changed due to animator/director/production staff displeasure with what happened in the original release.

The first is HUMAN AGAIN.
This song was removed from the original 1990-1991 production because the producers were having a hard time trying to fit the song into the film's narrative.

That and songwriter HOWARD ASHMAN was in the final stages of his AIDS diagnosis.
ASHMAN would later die in MARCH 14 1991

Years later, ASHMAN's colleague ALAN MENKEN would eventually find a way to fit HUMAN AGAIN into the story through it's BROADWAY MUSICAL and when that was proven to be a success with audiences, It finally convinced MENKEN to want to reinsert the song into the film come forth the film's IMAX & PLATINUM EDITION DVD release in 2002.




THE LION KING would later get the same treatment with it's IMAX release in the late fall of 2002 and it too had a song inserted, again due to the BROADWAY MUSICAL preceding said release.

That song in question is THE MORNING REPORT.
This musical number still kept elements of the POUNCING LESSON but replaced much of the original scene where it was just ZAZU speaking off-screen and the POUNCING LESSON was more of an actual part of the dialogue instead of being a part of the number.

The original scene would be preserved in DVDs, Blu-Rays, etc. with the extra musical number being relegated to being a bonus feature on home media.



That's not to say everybody was happy with these changes in the IMAX releases.


For example, in THE LION KING, they changed the crocodiles and birds that appeared in the number "I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!".

These are what the original CROCODILES were susposed to look like


alongside the BIRDS that were cleaning their mouths. 

In the IMAX release, the Crocodiles were changed
And so were their Birds

So.... Why did they changed both the Crocodiles and Birds?

Well I've done some research:

According to the late ROGER ALLERS, he didn't like how the original Crocodiles looked in the original 1994 theatrical release because they looked rushed which makes sense due to how the film was in a rush to meet a deadline while POCAHONTAS was given some time for completion a little later down the line.

In my mind, the crocodiles and birds were changed so that they fit the look and feel of an IMAX film.


Just like how people complain about changing the GREEDO scene in A NEW HOPE,





I have a hunch that people complained about the fact that the IMAX CROCODILES have remained in the film throughout it's later DVD, BLU-RAY, & 4K Streaming releases.

Maybe that's why some people preferred to hold on to their VHS/Laserdisc Copies of THE LION KING due to the original crocodiles.

As for how I got the Original Crocodiles in such a HIGH-RES format for the screenshots?

I found a 35MM print on ARCHIVE.ORG.




Anyway.

When the BOX-OFFICE receipts for both the regular and IMAX release of TREASURE PLANET turned out to be less than impressive for DISNEY back in the early to mid-2000s, they shut down further releases until the time was right which meant that it also killed the planned rerelease of ALADDIN(1992) in the IMAX format.


To be honest, IMAX was also trying a bit too hard back in the early 2000s to break away from exclusively showing documentaries in favor of branching into HOLLYWOOD showings.

But because of the expensive nature of developing the required filmstock as well as having to re-render the films from the original CAPS masters,

And the fact that IMAX at the time had their GT

& SR Auditoriums

which were also costly to build since they were purposed built,

It's clear the ticket sales won't be up to snuff.


This lead to IMAX to develop the controversial MPX and DIGITAL AUDITORIUMS which were existing larger stadium seating auditoriums that were retrofitted to have larger screens and more powerful speakers than what a regular auditorium could have had.

The MPX and DIGITAL Auditoriums are controversial because not only do they use retrofitted auditoriums that aren't purpose built for the filmstock, but they also skimp out on certain amenities that make IMAX Unique.

One of those amenities is the ASPECT RATIO which while still true to be advertised as a larger than a CINEMASCOPE rendered film, 

They still aren't of the proper aspect ratio IMAX is known for.


No wonder IMAX afficionados refer to these retrofitted auditoriums as LIEMAX.

Only good thing about......LIEMAX is that they still retain the powerful SPEAKERS IMAX is known for so that at least gives more punch to the AUDIO compared to the other auditoriums.


in 2015, IMAX introduced their LASER PROJECTION System which not only brings back the original tall aspect ratio of IMAX but also brightens up the colors and darkens the blacks.

Though not every theater does this.

Only the original GT & the later MPX/DIGITAL(aka LIEMAX) theaters have been fitted with the LASERS while the SR Auditoriums are left with their digital projectors or if they still retain them, their original 70MM projectors.


Makes me wish CANADA PLACE in VANCOUVER never shut down the IMAX theater they had there but for many years after the 2009 closing of the CN location,

I had to travel long distances to SILVERCITY RIVERPORT in RICHMOND or the COLLOSUS theater in LANGLEY just to get my IMAX fix.


While I'm happy that the SCOTIABANK theater in DOWNTOWN VANCOUVER finally got it's IMAX theater in 2024, that was just retrofitting an existing AVX auditorium to use IMAX technology and that to me defeats the purpose.

And I still haven't watch THE ODDYSEY yet but I plan to in AUGUST..... when the 70MM prints are still in RICHMOND or LANGELY and the best seats are still available.