Tuesday, April 07, 2026

The art of the Screenplay 01-Why are screenplays in this format?

You get hired as a writer or a director.

Your job as a writer is to write outlines upon outlines and write dialogue after dialogue on how the project will turn out.


You go through this thing called the SCRIPT 

And you see how the formatting is.

Character dialogue is on the center while the actions or what the scene is about is to the left while camera cuts are to the right.

Why this format?

Because my hunch is that it's easiest to understand for many a writer and director if the 3 basic elements which are 

SCENE DESCRIPTION,

DIALOGUE,

&

CAMERA CUTS


Are given their own separation in accordance to how things are plotted out.



I first dipped my feet into this back when I attended this Film Program in the Summer of 2012 called SUMMER VISIONS where I decided to type a screenplay just to get a feel for it.

I had to learn the basics on how a screenplay turns out and it came back to me as somehow confusing but the more I looked at it, the more I suddenly understood how the writing system works for screenplays.

Keep in mind that I live in NORTH AMERICA so I use the USA format for screenplays which are typed and printed in the standard 8.5' x 11" which are typically held by two brass brads in the top and bottom punched holes.


I've also noticed in my research that when it comes to writing a screenplay, the way each screenplay corresponds to each production can vary from production to production.

For example,

A Feature Film Screenplay is that it's ANYTHING GOES due to how long a film usually runs for.

A television Screenplay, while roughly the same as a feature film's screenplay, has what is referred to as ACT BREAKS which I guess are due to things like WIDE-ANGLE Camera Cuts & AD breaks whenever a show airs on TV.

Another thing that sets aside the TV Screenplay is the use of Multiple Cameras


from which the same scene can be shot with more than one camera without having to resort to filming the scene multiple times just with the same camera in a different angle.

But how to translate that into screenplay before the actual production?

Let this image I found on GOOGLE IMAGES do the talking:



One of the things that I find fascinating about the Screenplay format is that it's easiest to understand if you know the 3 BASIC ELEMENTS:

SCENE DESCRIPTION,

CHARACTER DIALOGUE, 

& CAMERA CUTS.



I know I'm sounding like a broken record but what I'm gonna explain is a much more thorough explanation of these basic elements:

SCENE DESCRIPTION:

This is to describe what the setting of the scene is susposed to look like:


Well..... Not exactly


Scene Description in a Screenplay is different.

It's more like an establishing shot or a camera cut to a new setting.

Ever scene something like this as highlighted in this example?
That's to tell the director and the artists what the scene is susposed to look like as well as the time of day that it's taking place in.

In this case with this screenplay, the scene is taking place inside some kid's room and it's in the DUSK HOURS before a big party commences.

Next of course, we have dialogue
"ACK!!! THAT'S A LOAD OF BULL!!!"

That's right..... 
The line of dialogue you see and hear our characters speak are actually written on the screenplay and it's there that the dialogue is what the actors will be saying......(to an extent which I'll explain later.)

Let this screenshot example do all the talking:

In this case,
Character's Names are listed with a number to indicate the order they're speaking during the scene.
And the dialogue is put underneath the character's name for ease of reading.

I don't care what JOHN K. said in 2007 when it comes to formatting in Screenplay but.....  writers hav
all of us writers have championed the system where DIALOGUE is always at the center to ease the directors and junior writers.

Also, any dialogue segments of each scene are always going to be formatted in the center of the documents due to it be easier to read for many people in the writing field.


Sometimes however, there are parts of the screenplay that are dramatically different from the written script vs the final FULL MOTION PRODUCT.

For example: THE 1999 DISNEY'S DOUG episode DOUG PLAYS CUPID has elements of the screenplay which are dramatically different compared to how the actual episode plays out.

I happen to have PRINT SCREEN captures of the screenplay I found on ARCHIVE.ORG which I can compare to my AVERMEDIA Capture of the episode as seen on DISNEY+ because I demand screenshots without those infernal NETWORK BUGS on the corner regardless if it's from Disney or Paramount+Skydance.

For example, let's use the scene where after DOUG Cross-dresses to help ROGER score a date with BEEBE, DOUG gets a nasty Surprise:
I've noticed how different this scene is on the screenplay.
And one character has a much different name compared to the final product.

Now let's use my screenshots to compare that scene, since I don't want to truncate my AVERMEDIA Captures for COPYRIGHT purposes.
""Uh Oh!

"It's Mary-Anne Pinefresh. She doesn't have a date for the hoedown yet!"

"What if she invites me! 
I gotta stay free for Patti!!!!"

"Not to be insulting FUNNIE, but I don't think you have much to worry ab....."

"BOOOOUUuuuuuttttttt!!!!"



And this was not the first time I noticed differences in screenplay vs. Final Output.

I first found out in 2010 when I was browsing some SIMPSONS Season 1 DVD bonus and it's where I discovered that some episodes screenplay differed compared to how the dialogue is in the final episode.

But I also discovered that when it comes to Voice acting, the screenplay really isn't given to the actors unless it's through a table read.

When they actually perform their dialogue on the microphone, they actually get a different sheet of paper that's dedicated to only their own character's dialogue.

It all depends if the actor reads these lines on the right of this document in verbatim or they just read and memorize it.

Or at times, they ADLIB dialogue that wasn't in the script but the director likes it so much that they keep it in anyway.
Homer's Iconic I AM SO SMRT line is an
actual ADLIB from DAN CASTELLANETA 

Oh and I almost forgot before I get too ahead of myself:

SCENE ANGLES.
This is to determine how a scene will look in different angles when shot.....

While in Live Action, certain scenes can be in any angle until the editor chooses one angle for each scene when he/she is working on AVID MEDIA COMPOSER.

There are some scenes however that only one scene can be used for certain shots and some scenes are no exception.

For example, 
a shot of someone's computer like NEWTON CROSBY's MACINTOSH PLUS as seen here from this screenshot from SHORT CIRCUIT(1986)
That can only be one angle as we need to see what's on the screen and multiple angles aren't gonna cut it. Just either left or right but in order to utilize that, you need to understand proper screen direction.

In this case, the scene that follows the one above is this example below:
Maintaining screen direction isn't mentioned in the screenplay but it's something you need to be reminded about when you shoot one scene and you cut to a different scene.

In today's era of digital, it's just a matter of cycling through your completed scenes stored on the SD CARD or external Hard Drive just to remind yourself of how it looks but I have a hunch that in the days of film which it takes a long time to develop the negatives for the dailies, another camera that is shot on videotape was used to assist the filmmaker or someone instead takes notes of how the camera angle is on one shot.

Most of what I mentioned about cycling back to your old footage is mostly to help assist those who are doing pickups for certain scenes when filmmakers have to go back and shoot additional footage.



Oh and one last thing that I forgot to mention that's also mentioned in the script:
That's right. Sound Effects.

It's up to the foley artists, sound technicians, etc. to determine the sounds but some scenes like this have to be specific about what sounds should be used, especially if it's pivotal for the scene at large.



This has to be my most SERIOUS blogpost I've done but then again, If I type something about topics like screenplays, then it has to be a seriously professional topic.


Monday, April 06, 2026

Doug Funnie on a Sticky Note-A way to kill Boredom on a slow Work Day 01

It was a slow Saturday Morning of April 04 2026, and there weren't that many people showing up at the Community Centre I was working at the FRONT DESK.

So to kill off the boredom, I decided to DOODLE on a random sticky note that was sitting on the base of the DELL monitor I was using at the Front Desk.

And here's my result:

This was obviously drawn using an Ink Pen, Specifically a SPIDERVERSE Pen I got from SONY IMAGEWORK's Panel at one of the Career Fairs in Vancouver, 

But I must say, there's still some work to do with this drawing before I could finally get JIM JINKINS' attention on working for the HULU revival, which I haven't heard any news about since 2023.


As for why DOUG is wearing an APPLE WATCH on his wrist?

I've always wanted to have DOUG wear a Watch, especially since he's been seen wearing a watch several times throughout the show's airtime on both NICKELODEON & DISNEY.



One thing I'd want to fix on my Sticky Note Drawing is the hand he's using to give me the thumbs up because as we all know, DOUG is Left Handed but I wasn't thinking straight when drawing him on the sticky note during that time and I made him............

well, these Screenshots have DOUG wearing his Watch on his Left Hand but If I were a Lead Designer, I'd make sure that DOUG wears his Watch on his Right Wrist in order to preserve the Left-Handed nature of DOUG himself and so Newer Artists don't draw him as Ambidextrous.

And the inclusion of a SMARTWATCH on his Left Wrists is also prevent the character from being PUPPET RIGGED regardless if his PLUS ONE ANIMATION era design is retained.


My mother on the other hand sure likes the drawing and she's got it hanging in front of the 2026 Calendar that's hanging on the Door to the Laundry Room.



And yes, I designed DOUG wearing his NICKTOONs Sweater vest... 

Because you wonderful readers all know why.


Sunday, April 05, 2026

Cadbury Creme Eggs: Here Today, Goo Tomorrow Commercials from the United Kingdom Circa 2008

When it comes to CADBURY & the Creme Eggs, the first thing that comes to mind is BUNNIES.


Especially the ever famous CADBURY BUNNY.

Featuring one of the most Biologically Impossible things from a Lagomorph:
Clucking like a Chicken.
Rabbits just make high pitched Squeaks. 

If this was a blog run by BILLY COORE from KERNERSVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA,

He'd say he will only talk about the CADBURY BUNNY Commercials from the 80s and 90s because that's what he talks about when it comes to old commercials.


But the one CADBURY Commercial I actually hold dear to my heart is the HERE TODAY, GOO TOMORROW Ads that aired during 2008.

These ADS are where the EGG itself removes it's wrapping and gets itself into all sorts of MAYHEM at it's own expense.


These aired on TV in the UK first before they air in the USA & CANADA 

And obviously before the EASTER weekend.


So with apologies to BILLY COORE of THE NOSTALGIA MALL, 

Sorry but I LIKE MY GOO CREME EGG Commercials through and through.


And yes, to top this off, here's a Compilation of the GOO..... You get the idea.

A YouTube Supercut of the Commercials:

So to all my readers,

HAPPY EASTER 2026.

Thursday, April 02, 2026

LIZARD!!!!-Who wants to type on this?

These came up on my Facebook Feed and well..... 

They are something.

After the surprising Success of DISNEY/PIXAR's HOPPERS,

You know a company is gonna make a Mechanical Keyboard based on the most popular character in the film:
"I have something I want to say!"

Yeah, this Lizard right here who's barely got enough screentime in the damn film somehow thinks that getting a FORTNITE SKIN is not enough.
That's right.

In order to make up for the lack of his screentime compared to all the effort the marketing department gave him, he somehow decided to use his EPIC GAMES Salary to get the DUCKEY company to make a mechanical keyboard in his visage.


And if THOCKY/LUBRICATED Linear Switches is not his thing, 
what about Linear switches that activate another switch via a board matrix that allows the Keyboard's Built-In speaker to say "LIZARD!" every time?


Probably doesn't matter if you use Cherry, Akko, KAILH, Epomaker, Gateron, or whatever switches are out there.

It's probably the Custom Board Matrix that does all the work.

Now if only BLOGGER.COM would have the audacity to allow easier embedding of Videos from INSTAGRAM or TIKTOK but apparently, GOOGLE feels it's imperative to keep all video embedding to their own services.

At least it plays ball with YOUTUBE SHORTS......

My apologies for doing this to you my fine readers.

In the words of LITTLE CAT from TWEETERMAN287's old 2008 Video,
"This is really starting to give me a headache."

Yeah, more Computer Posts but I can't resist when it comes to Mechanical Keyboards.

Sunday, March 29, 2026

TWEETY BIRD's very first Outing when he fought "TWO PUDDY TATS"-A TALE OF TWO KITTIES

Never thought I'd see the day I do this but I'm finally doing it.


I'm posting about this Cartoon called

A TALE OF TWO KITTIES

Believe it or not, this was one of my first pieces of material I typed on my former WIX BLOG before I migrated to BLOGGER.COM but for some strange reason, I never got around to making this post on BLOGGER.COM until now.

If you don't believe me about my WIX blog story, behold an old FEBRUARY 2023 Screenshot I took before the migration to BLOGGER.COM:

Forgive the layout. I don't have a 4:3 Monitor in Portrait Mode. This was just a result of how my setup with my MSI Laptop & ACER monitor was back in 2023.

I may have to quote in verbatim some parts of that old blogpost but at the same time, SPRUCE IT UP with newer bits of knowledge I now know.

So sit back, Grab yourself a bag of LAYS Potato Chips, and a can of PEPSI THROWBACK & READ-ALONG.


A TALE OF TWO KITTIES is a 1942 Cartoon by BOB CLAMPETT's Unit at TERMITE TERRACE and it's directed by the man himself:

What's also important about this BOB CLAMPETT Cartoon is that it's the very first to feature the debut of one TWEETY BIRD.


Except for several things which.... well.... I already spoiled the surprise with that above image way at the top of this blogpost but I sometimes screw up.

Anyway, This was when TWEETY was NUDE!!!

"I'M NUDE......."

Uh... Not like EARTHWORM JIM when he's deprived of his SUPER SUIT.


No. Not nude as a NUDIST.

But rather ATRICIAL AVIAN NUDITY....

Yes. This is a thing that's part of a baby bird's growth.

In this Cartoon, and several others down the line,

TWEETY's born without feathers.

Of course, in Cartoon land, TWEETY's born a PRECOCIAL Bird.... just without his feathers that is.

The difference between Altricial vs Precocial is that...

Altricial Birds are born without feathers and are dependent on the parents.

While Precocial birds are capable of taking care of themselves.


So NUDE TWEETY is a mix. He's born without feathers yet he's perfectly adept at taking care of himself.


And I've read that TWEETY's nakedness is inspired by an old BABY PHOTO of BOB CLAMPETT himself.


But that won't stop our FEATHERLESS PRECOCIAL AVIAN from causing all sorts of Mayhem.

"DAW...... wook at how cute wittle BABY CWAMPETT is...."


I also forgot to mention that in this Cartoon, TWEETY was not his name but rather ORSON.


No relation to actor ORSON WELLES

"Though my film CITIZEN KANE did open about a year prior so that's a coincidence."

I mentioned how...... 

Ok.... I'll wait till the end of this post before I quip.


It all starts with a Camera Pan

And the sounds of someone Complaining.

Who could that be?

Why it's none other than BABBIT & CATSTELLO.

Shout outs to Comedy Duo ABBOT & COSTELLO.

BABBIT wants to eat some birds for breakfast.

 But.....

CATSTELLO doesn't want to.

His excuse is because he thinks Baby Birds are too cute and cuddly to eat.

BABBIT reminds CATSTELLO that if the both of them don't eat, they'll starve to death.


CATSTELLO doesn't seem to mind that.

WHAT IS HE? A VEGETARIAN CAT?

So BABBIT decides to tell CATSTELLO that the bird they're after is....

A SMALL DEFENSELESS BIRD.

Like these three


This riles up CATSTELLO...
"LET ME AT EM!!!!!"

Yup. He goes nuts with enthusiasm.

This transitions to the two of them managing to enter a storage shed.




*KERSPLAT!!!!*

"Come on. Quit your fooling."

"Get up that ladder!!!"


What have you got in your Pocket BABBIT?



A NEEDLE? For what?

"TERMITE TERRACE SECRET FINGER JUTSU!!!!"

"THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!!!"
"OUUUUUCH!!!!!"

Yeah. I couldn't resist pulling off a NARUTO joke even though TWEETY BIRD Cartoon Predates NARUTO by about 60 years.
But regardless,

Both techniques look painful.



"!!!"

"I did it....*Whistles*"

Then BABBIT checks up on what CATSTELLO is doing.
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GET THE BIRD!!!"


CATSTELLO however is afraid of heights.

"OOOOOooooohhhhh!!!"

The following is one of my favorite jokes...
"GIVE ME THE BIRD! GIVE ME THE BIRD!!!"

"If the HAYS OFFICE would only let me do, I'd give him the bird alright!"

For those who don't get the joke,
It's clearly CATSTELLO taking a POTSHOT against the HAYS OFFICE, A Censorship bureau that held a chokehold on HOLLYWOOD from 1934 until 1968.

I did a major blogpost about it back in 2023 & 2025.

But for Professionalism sakes, Here's the Link to my 2025 Post:

The HAYS CODE-The most infamous Censorship Bureau that however shaped the Golden Age of Hollywood from 1930 to 1968


I did mention in the original WIX post however that this joke was excised by the modern executives of THE WB NETWORK years later because they thought BABBIT wanted CATSTELLO to flip him off, which he wasn't.


He was simply demanding that CATSTELLO should grab the Bird they're gonna eat.


HAYS OFFICE aside, this was one of the first signs that it was a dumb idea 
to make TWEETY a NUDE BIRD....
according to LEON SCHLESINGER in 1942.


"BRRRrrrrr....."


And then the cartoon segues into all sorts of Mayhem for poor CATSTELLO here.

Like Ladders,

"HELP!!!!"

Stilts,

Jack in the Boxes,

TNTs,


Powerlines,

Now we know where TOUCHSTONE PICTURES got that idea for the LITTLE PIGGIES joke in WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT.


You can't have a LOONEY TUNE without your good ole ACME ANVIL,

and the aftermath of it all.








Since this BOB CLAMPETT CARTOON premiered in theaters roughly about a year after the UNITED STATES formally entered WWII after PEARL HARBOR, expect some jokes relating to the war at the time:

Like Planes,

Searchlights,
Air-Raid Warning Alerts:
"HELLO? INTERCEPTOR COMMAND.
I see an unidentified object flying above my little head."



Though jokes about Farmer pitchforks and haystacks are wholly original to TERMITE TERRACE, not the U.S Army.



"Air Raid! Lights out! Total Blackout!
Break it up Pussycats! Break it up!
Air Raid! Lights out! Total Blackout!"




I'm glad I still kept most of my old December 2022 VLC Screenshots for this cartoon.
I needed to talk about this cartoon on this blog and I've just got around to it.


If you want to bask in the Glory of this BOB CLAMPETT CLASSIC, here's the video link below:

A TALE OF TWO KITTIES(1942)


And why am I embedding the video here?

Because the short has been in the public domain since 1970 due to UNITED ARTISTS failing to renew the COPYRIGHT on time.

I used a link to the one on WIKIPEDIA but SR BULLET BILL of ARCHIVE.ORG has a huge backlog of Cartoons in his account.

Every Cartoonist should have SR BULLET BILL in their life.

While his print is likely an EL-GATO Capture from HBO MAX, due to ZASLAV's TAX WRITE-OFF FINGERS OF DOOM, the cartoon transferred to TUBI.

But for me, it's always ARCHIVE.ORG for me.

In the later years, the HAYS OFFICE cried afoul(No avian puns please) over the fact that TWEETY is a PSEUDO-ATRICIAL/PRECOCIAL BIRD.

They demanded that TWEETY have feathers or he can kiss his career goodbye.

So FRIZ FRELENG took the bird and gave him feathers, 




And gave him a new owner:
She goes just by the name GRANNY

And TWEETY also got a new ADVERSARY:

"SUFFERIN' SUCOTASH!!!!
We all know it's me! SYLVESTER!!!!!"

I almost forgot to mention, this Cartoon was where TWEETY's famous:

"I TAW I TAW A PUDDY TAT!" Catchphrase originated.

Here it is in full:

"I TAWT I TAW A PUDDY TAT!"

!!!!

"I DID!!!
I TAW A PUDDY TAT!!!!"

One thing that BABBIT & CATSTELLO are not happy about is....

not the fact that multiple CATS alongside SYLVESTER have replaced them and copied their schtick,

But rather that TWEETY became so famous that he has his own PEZ DISPENSER
You'll know when your favorite Cartoon Bird has become so famous that 
Jerry Seinfeld will have a Pez Dispenser bearing TWEETY's FACE.


Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta to finish up this blogpost before I.........

"TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!"


Sorry Tweety.....

In any Case, I'll see you next blogpost.